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Turns out caffeine + chaos = a book. Who knew?
You can buy it here 👉 https://amzn.to/4fXmDko I Accidentally Published a Book. Oops. So, it happened. My first book is out in the world....

Tina's Blossom Life
7 days ago4 min read


It’s August, and Santa Just Cut Me Off in Tesco
You know those moments when you stroll into your local supermarket, fully intending to buy boring essentials like milk, bread and maybe...

Tina's Blossom Life
Aug 174 min read


Spice me up
I’m releasing my first book Spice Me Up next week on Amazon. Here’s the first chapter so you can decide if it’s your cup of tea. If not,...

Tina's Blossom Life
Aug 144 min read


Tiny Lies That Keep the World From Exploding (and My Hair From Crying)
You can support my blog on buymeacoffee.com/TinasBlossomLife Today’s topic is small lies. Not the kind that break up marriages, topple...

Tina's Blossom Life
Aug 64 min read


Dating: From Lipstick to Listerine and Back Again
Remember the days when meeting someone meant you had to leave your house ? Like physically walk into a pub, wear something without an...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jul 144 min read


Tolerance Is Great… Until Someone Uses Your Office Plant as a Litter Box
Where do we draw the line on tolerance these days? Do you know? Because let me tell you something. If Samantha from HR tells me she...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jul 104 min read


Parties: My Social Olympics (Minus the Medal, Plus the Flu)
❤️ Thank you for reading my blog ❤️ You know that feeling when you RSVP “yes” to a party and immediately regret being born? Same. Every....

Tina's Blossom Life
Jul 74 min read


Woke Up As a Man: 24 Hours of Testosterone-Fueled Madness
🌸Support my blog with your like, comment, subscribe, follow. Thank you ❤️ Have you ever wondered what it would be like to wake up one...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jul 24 min read


Honest, Slightly Chaotic, Completely Unexpected Story of How I Met My Hubby
As you already suspect from reading between the trauma lines of my past posts, my childhood was less "Care Teddy Bears" and more...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jun 306 min read


Mother-in-Law: The Reality, The Myth, The Legend
If you don’t know mother-in-law jokes… it’s just because you don’t have one. And let me tell you — there are more mother-in-law jokes...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jun 274 min read


The First 40 Years of Childhood Are the Hardest For A Man. The Second 40 Just Fly By...
There’s a saying that perfectly sums up the entire male existence: “The first 40 years of childhood are the hardest for a man. The...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jun 264 min read


God, The Bible, Jesus… And My Very Confused Brain
There are two topics I usually avoid like a salad bar in a petrol station: politics and religion. Not because I’m not interested. Oh no,...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jun 255 min read


The Great Mushroom Hunt — The National Sport (and Mild Obsession)
Don’t forget to like, share, and follow Tina’s Blossom Life Smell of September. That magical time of year when the air smells like wet...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jun 244 min read


Waking Up After Thirty: A Love Letter to Slippers, Sore Backs, and Sleep
At 20, I was basically a superhuman-woman. I had the energy of a caffeinated squirrel and the life of a rockstar. Twelve hours of work?...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jun 234 min read


Dear Diary... Wait, This Is a Blog Now?!
Once upon a time, in the magical era of butterfly hair clips and glitter pens, there was a trend so powerful, so sacred, that every...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jun 203 min read


"Face? What Face?" – A Short Tragedy in Many Acts
Let me start by saying: Thank you for your support. Thank you for being here and reading my blog. I love that we cross paths in this...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jun 193 min read


"Not a Mother" – And Still a Complete Human Being, Imagine That
Ah yes, motherhood. The noble purpose. The holy grail. The biological escape room. That one thing that apparently completes you, gives...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jun 183 min read


Dreams, Sleepwalking & Late-Night Mafia Interrogations: A Night in the Life of Me
For as long as I can remember, I’ve been living a rich, double life. By day: responsible adult (ish). By night: high-definition dream...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jun 173 min read


The Great British Weather: A Love-Hate Story Told in Drizzles
Living in the UK has taught me one crucial thing: the word "rain" is not just a noun . It’s a verb, a lifestyle, a national identity,...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jun 163 min read


Hobby Collector or Hobby Abandoner? Yes.
You know that feeling when you just know a new passion has entered your soul? You’re in bed, peacefully scrolling through Instagram or...

Tina's Blossom Life
Jun 132 min read
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