Laugh with Tina's Blossom

Hi, I’m Tina – mid‑30s wife living abroad, professional everyday weirdness curator. Part-time adult, full-time overthinker with a black belt in sarcastic life commentary.
I write brutally honest stories about real life, messy families, passive-aggressive texts, and the things we all pretend not to Google at 2am. No six‑pack, no glam squad, just real-life bloopers and relatable misadventures.
Expect unfiltered opinions, emotional whiplash, and maybe one or two product reviews I didn’t get paid for.
If you’ve ever cried in the bathroom and laughed five minutes later — welcome home.